by Steve Grisetti » Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:06 am
In a somewhat related digression, As a weekend tourguide, I often find my tours delayed by traffic or a train crossing, so I try to keep a file of family-friendly jokes on-hand to pass the time.
Here's one I'm trying out. Let me know if you think it's worth keeping.
A couple of hikers are going to hike a state park and they stop to ask the ranger for advice about the wildlife. The ranger says, "Well, there are two kinds of bears to watch out for. Brown bears and black bears. Black bears are pretty shy and they'll usually leave you alone. But brown bears, well, they'll eat you alive!
"So here's what you do about the black bears. Just carry some jingle bells. Put them on your backpacks. Carry them in your pockets. The black bears will hear the noise and they'll disappear into the woods."
"As for the brown bears -- well, if you see piles of brown bear poop along the trail, get out of there immediately."
"How will we know it's brown bear poop?" asks the hiker.
"Well," said the ranger, "It's usually got little jingle bells in it."
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